‚Äč© 2018 by THE DIVORCE DRESS

Haiku

PROMISE ME PLEASURE
SLIP THE WOOL OVER MY EYES
DELIVER ME FROM HELL

ANNUAL BLOW JOBS

SEMI-ANNUAL ANAL

MASTERBATES DAILY

FOR YEARS I'VE BLAMED YOU
IT'S SO HARD TO OWN YOUR SHIT
CAN YOU FORGIVE ME
THE SHINE HAS WORN OFF
HIS NEXT WIFES STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL
TRADES THEM IN LIKE STOCK
SOMTHING'S OFF KILTER
YOUR UGLY MOUTH OPENS AND
NOTHING NICE COMES OUT
OBLIIGATORY
THE WORST KIND OF BAD SEX KNOWN
GET IT OVER WITH
IT"S NOT YOU IT'S ME
OPPORATION PULL THE PLUG
GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK
INDEPENDENCE REINS
I'M NOT YOUR MARTHA STEWART
NO CUPCAKES MADE HERE
I DON'T NEED MORE KIDS
I NEED MULTIPLE SOMETHING
ORGASMS MAYBE
THE DRESS OFFENDS HER 
JUST HANGING IN THE CLOSET
WAITING TO BE WORN

The Haiku's are an expression of emotion. Feelings come up as we explore relationship endings. These Haiku's do not necessarily express hatred or bad will, but rather a shedding of skins. Some times we hold on so tightly to pain or hurt feelings that we need to let go and move on through therapeutic Haikuing and that doesn't always look pretty!